Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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