I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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