So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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