Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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