Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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