You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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