North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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