YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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