better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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