All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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