I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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