Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Help. Why am I so naked?
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