my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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