I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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