This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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