Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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