I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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