Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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