Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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