just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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