ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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