Having a random hookup so left but love u
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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