his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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