i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
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