Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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