i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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