I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
