i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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