had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
