so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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