This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
this is an emotional support booty call
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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