i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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