That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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