if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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