i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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