I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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