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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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