That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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