you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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