He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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