you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I lost the right to judge tonight
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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