To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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