So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Randomize
