Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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