That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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