He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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