Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you inspire me to be a worse person
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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