He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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