I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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