I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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