I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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