i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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