She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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